Thursday, April 12, 2007

Good one liners

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,knowledge,
way of expression & many more
mental qualities.

Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll
wait 4 u. If days take u away
4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

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I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I
was supposed 2 buy it 4 u,
then I realised it was my reflection.

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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's
impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2
give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

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Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time
mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian
tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision !

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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are
blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted
you to read it.

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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed. For me, you've
always been...........


a headache !

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1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME
dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a


MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

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I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's
best if I tell u, before you hear it from
someone else............


Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very
urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've


misplaced the JOKER.

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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u
fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me
coz i'm cute!

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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake
up today?

1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave
me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much
.........


PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

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